I was perusing the Steven Alan website as I do on a bi-weekly basis in my search for the perfect dress. Which just doesn't exist unless it's $1,000,000 on goop and already sold out. Whyyyyy? You know, flowy fit and silk fabric (so you can wear heat-tech layers underneath without any bunching), long sleeves (because it's cold out and no one wants to see cold hairy arms), tapered at the waist (no more muumuus!), and hits me above the knee (midi-length dresses only look good with bare legs, with tights you look like a grandma), and can look good with boots or with heels. Well, no luck with dresses, but these hats made me very excited.